Air Conditioning - So literally and figuratively cool
Air Conditioning is a really nice invention that is really cool and keeps people cold even during the hot summer months.
Hats off to the man who invented air conditioning. YOU are cool.
Dru's Shitty Fan System - LAME SUCKASS HORRIBLE AND NOT EFFECTIVE!
I bet Dru thinks that he's sooooo clever in his room by setting up a fan and thinking that's going to really help him stay cool.
Well, jokes on him, it's just circulating the air around his room but it's still humid.
If Dru created the heavens and earth he would have accidentally created Jupiter, totally uninhabitable, which is how lame he is.